February 2012
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guys i'm getting so nervous omg
WHAT THE HELL IS BETTER THAN A TOUR?!!?
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2 MORE FUCKING SONGS OMG OMG OMG OMG
Do you have butterflies in your stomach, because...
reblog if your icon is a sex god from the high...
Niall.....
He’s like:
We’re like:
and then…
15 minutes pass and he doesnt answer questions:
He’s like:
and we’re all like:
ITS OKAY THOUGH…
HAHAHAHAHA
- What Makes You Haha.
this sounds...
Everyone on my dash is like.
OMFG I GOT TICKETS
& im sitting here like “im officially screwed on friday”
THIS
I'm officially scared as fuck for Friday.
yuppppp
This is What Happens
Becky Sales: I'm just gonna run on stage while there preforming and dance around a bit, okay?
Security: Sure thing! Have a lovely time!
Little Girl: Hi Harry, I'm going to interrupt your solo to touch your crotch! Is that alright?
Security: Oh definitely. I don't see anything wrong with this.
Anybody else: I would like to make eye contact with-
Security: IF YOU DARE TOUCH THEM WE WILL RIP YOUR FINGERS OFF ONE BY ONE. DO YOU HEAR ME?! DON'T EVEN BREATHE THEIR AIR.
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One Direction in 103.5 KISS FM’s Coca-Cola Lounge in Chicago
FIRST 1D AMERICAN PERFORMANCE!!! Before this vid tho they were doing a soundcheck, it was sick!
Liam doesn't understand sexual innuendos.
Sugarscape: Now Harry and Louis, I know you guys have a special relationship. You guys must get quite competitive when you play games like Mario Kart. Who usually is in front when you play, and who's behind?
Louis: I think we kind of share that really...
Harry: Sometimes I'll take the front...or if he's tired I'll go behind and push him along.
Louis: Yeah, we're both quite generous to each other.
Sugarscape: How about the rest of you, are you any good?
Liam: Daisy Hills, yeah. I've got the fastest time too. 2 Minutes, dead, bam!
Louis: HAHAHAHAH...two minutes, dead; he's not an endurance man. Two minutes and it's all over!
Harry: HAHAHAHAHHAHHA
Niall: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Zayn: HAHAHAHAHAH
Liam: I'm trying to crack two minutes...tryin' to get it down to 1:58...
FUCKING 4 MINUTESSSSS!
The Hot 30 Countdown have a massive announcement...
I just can’t handle the not knowing.
Zayn talking about the “The awkward moment when...
Jackie-O: Zayn, one of my favourite headlines on you is 'Does Zayn Malik have a secret girlfriend with nice boobs?'
Zayn: Yeah hahahaha
Kyle: Did you just..
Zayn: Yeah that was just a random tweet, somebody was staring at Liam's chest and I thought I'd jump on the comedy wagon and I tweeted 'the awkward moment when someone's staring at your girlfriend's boobs'
Jackie-O: Ahhh i see
Zayn: I was talking about Liam's boobs!
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you got up at 6:00 to watch one direction on the today show!